Aiming high, Moving forward, Loving plenty

 Hello hello, if you were wondering, no, I had not forgotten about this blog!

I've only lived in 3 countires out of 192 and
I've only met a handful of people out of 6,912,717,783 in this world.









It's really my personal miracle I've got to meet you and you and you.
You and you and you and you and you and you and you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to ask a very high-school-girl-ish question, but



"How would you know if a boy/man really likes you or
he is simply making a move on you and towards the bed with you?"



I mean, come on, it must be a universal question asked by all the
confused girls out there.
I agree some girls don't even care but I do!!!!!
And it's about time we reveal some truth!
Or at least let me try!!






***WARNING***
If you are a boy/man reading this particular entry,
you might be severely offended and may end up hating MeeCCa the babypunk,
the owner and the composer of this blog.
You should get out of this website, and either
*treat yourself chocolate for making a smart choice
or
*go and tell your girlfriend you love her without taking off your clothes.



Okay ladies, now we got rid of all the dicks, let's get down to business!






So, if we want a man who's not all about when-and-where-and-how-many-
times-a-day-we-can-go-bang-bang-bang, do we have to find a man
who looks like.....



one of these men here???????

PROS
- Charming (it's more like his name than a characteristic but...)
- Lives in a big house (to be exact, in a castle)
- Rides a white horse (not very convenient, but kinda sweet)
- Might fly on a carpet (hell yeah)
- Fluffy like an animal (no need of stuffed animals anymore)
- Wakes you up by a kiss (Awwwwww)


CONS
- Have no fashion sense (seriously, where do those ppl buy their clothes?)
- Might wanna marry you the day he kisses you (no way)
- Only seek for happy endings (where are the twists, turns, and surprises?)
- Don't believe in alcohol, drugs and rock n roll (in another words,
they are boring)
- Too much expectations (no, we do not sing with birds or have a tiger for pet)



Hmn.... moving on....




What about this?



PROS
- Gay

CONS
- Gay



How about....






Yeah, it's very highly unlikely that he would use you in any sort of way
but not every male these days sing about love and seek for world peace.
And even though I'm Japanese, my name is not Yoko and I doubt
a man like him exists anymore. So yeah, let's move on.



Now how about him?!







Ladies, do not get fooled by his sweet mask!
This is how a man who would SO take advantages on you looks like!
Let us have the courage to say NO!



But if he looks like this.....







Then you would be A TOTAL FUCKING FREAK to say no.
Well let's face it, what kind of girl says no to HIM?!
When he is showing his body in a way like this?!?!
Damn, God, Jesus, Cow, Cow, Cow, HE IS SO CUTE!



Inhale → Exhale → Mika → Chill → Control → Yourself


Okay people!
So say yes to Zac Effron, no to Brad Pitt.
You don't want to adopt enough kids to make your own football team do u?!


Yay now we are all happy :) !!!!










Hey wait, what was the point of today's blog again?

Mika would like to go through her way of improving one's life
with a bunch of her favourite quotes since this world is full of shit lately
with economy going really bad, swine flue, final exams, and
the possibility of the simpsons being taken away from channel 10.



When you think your life is treating so bad that nothing is going right,
you tend to....

a) try dying

A- No, not a good idea, it doesnt solve anything and it will cause a great grief

"Have a courage to live, anyone can die"


b) just quit everything

A- No, you've got nothing to lose, so might as well start something new or
just hold on to what you have a teeeny bit longer and see what happens

"Heroism consists in in hanging on one minute longer"


c)get pissed off with the world

A- Dont waste your energy that way

"Anger is only one letter short of danger"


d) deny what is happening

A- Uh-uh, very bad idea, I know it hurts, but we gotta face what's there

"The easiest person to fool is yourself"


e) get paranoid about what might happen

A- Things can't go any worse, they will start coming to ur way eventually

"You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying
about the future"


f) lose your mind and act stupid

A- You will only end up earning people's symapthy or criticism,
which you dont want.

"Your stupidity is directly proportional to to the amount of people
staring at you"


g) hide from the world coz you are too ashamed

A- Don't be so self conscious, you are still alive and great

"If you can't be a good example, be a terrible warning"


h) stop eating and die slowly

A- Fuck it, eat

"It is better to burn out than fade away"


i) wish you could go back to the past

A- You know it's just a waste of time so don't

"Bad times wake us up to the good times we weren't paying attention to"


j) sleep around

A- Could be an option, just stay safe

"Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly"


k) drench yourself with alcohol

A- Could also be an option, only if you are ready to deal with hangovers

"I live for the nights I won't remember with the friends I will never forget"


l) blame your poor planning skills or lack of brain

A- What's done's done, it's nobody's fault, let alone yours

"Biology gives you brain, life turns it into mind"


m) think you are not good enough for anything

A- You never know how capable you are until you try

"Do it for those who know you can and for those who think you can't"


n) cry

A- No, SMILE :)

"Don't stop smiling, as long as there is sunshine :)"





Just for your information, all these quotes are copy righted so
please do not steal, use, or abuse them without my permission.

A- I'm such a liar at times. I have stolen them from all over the place
and using them without anyone's permission.
Except for the last quote.



People! Don't give up hope! Laugh laugh laugh away!

I'm not trying to save the world, I only meant to cause some happy changes.

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive"

Back from Sydney.
I must say, IT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!


So as soon as I finished my lectures on Thursday where I couldnt
concentrate at all, I got home, got my suitcase and handbag,
made my way to the domestic airport, and off I went!!!!
To SYDNEY NSW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I first got to reunite with my big Aussie sister Siobhan :)
I love her even though she keeps teasing me about my American accent
and whenever I say "Oh yeah?!" and copy cat me.


Anywayz anywayz, on Friday, I attended the graduation ceremony at
University of Sydney.





I really cant wait to graduate myself but at the same time,
I know I'm not ready and I'm scared to face the out side world!
But o wellz.
Move on!


On Saturday, Siobhan took me to the city to shop!





And guess what else we did there!!


MAX BRENNER'S CHOCOLATE BAR





Why, why why why does it not exist in Brisbane?!
Are we too hot?
Or do we not have enough gay people?


Anywayz, moving on,
On Sunday, I met up with my high school friend Tak!
And his friend Jamie who I had met in Japan through him.





It's always good catching up with your old friends, isnt it?!
And it juz felt kinda funny hanging out with him in Sydney coz
we had always been in Japan whenever we saw each other.


He took me around sight seeing just as I wished :)


We were such tourists!
Going around and taking picture like this





and this





We also went to the famous





Beach.





And stayed there and caught the sun setting.


I got fed,
was intoxicated,
smiley,
happy,
every single day I was there.


Thank you :)


Can't believe I have lectures tomorrow....
Damn....

One of my friends from uni came up to me and said,


"Half the population of Australia is obese,
but why do we not see many obese people in uni??"


and he came up with an answer that


"Obese people are too stupid to attend uni"


I mean, dude (if u are an Aussie, then "mate"), that's horrible.


That's what I said.


But wait.


I actually see some sense in what he said.
There actually aren't many fat people around university,
let alone half the population.


My curiosity just boosted and I started wondering if there is
any correlation between obesity and stupidity.


So I went to google image and typed "fat stupid people"
And this is what I got





Well.... he does look stupid and fat.


Now I typed "smart people" and I got





Well... yeah Einstein is smart and he is not fat.
At least not in this picture.
Who knows if he used to be a chubby kid once.


And I came to think that it wasn't fair that I typed the word
"fat" in the first search because I would surely get a picture of
someone who's fat AND stupid.
So I typed "stupid people" instead, and see what I got





Well.... they both look stupid but one is normal and one is fat.
So... where does it lead us??


Fat people are indeed more likely to be stupid than skinny ones
or
skinny people have as much chance of being unintelligent?


Hmn....


By the way, if I get sued by
using those 3 pictures I've posted or
calling people fat or
calling fat people stupid or
being offensive in general to random people....
well I guez I'll have to learn my lesson in a hard way...


Now, totally random shout out to Mr.M
I hope I did at least put a smile on your face if not a good laugh.
This is the least I could do for you after everything you did for me.
Even if I didn't manage to pull you out of your somewhat depressing state,
I think I still have a very good sense of humour, biatch.
I AM NOT BORING.


:)


OFF TO SYDNEY TOMORROW!
Oh man I'm so excited I can almost pee in my pants!


If you are wondering, no I'm not one of "skinny unintellingent" ones.


Thanks.